Guilty As Charged

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 Guilty As Charged

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there, in my swing, on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Bob died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “take me young man, take me!”

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled “April Fool!” and that’s when I shot him.

 

Have a wonderful Memorial Day Weekend! Drive safely to wherever it is your going.

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About Keishon

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One Response to Guilty As Charged

  1. AMS says:

    ROTFL! I don’t blame her. I’d’ve shot him too.

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